We Took the Liberty

Santa’s Dead

First things first, just so everyone knows, if you find yourself at a open mic comedy night completely by accident, don’t panic just embrace art in progress.
Second things second, do you want to know how to become a Santa Claus?! We will show you how?!
Third things third, it’s not that Santa isn’t real, HE WAS REAL, but he’s dead now.
Fourth things fourth, Where does the Kentucky horse park get off at charging 25 bucks for a carload of people to see a mediocre light show in Lexington! The nerve!
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Special thanks to @sunmatesband for our theme music and to Nick Woods for our logo art.

Emily Dickinson Loves Two Things: Drinking & Nuclear War

This episode we take you on a post-modern vision quest of a medieval world cup final. Who will win? Who will die? Who knows anything about medieval Argentina? Next we explore the wild and wonderful world of holiday drinks. Sir, may I have some more bitters and eggs please! Lastly we explore what its like to have friends with kids stay with you for a week, or as we like to call it an immersive friend experience!
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Special thanks to @sunmatesband for our theme music and to Nick Woods for our logo art.

Take a Bite Out of Pony!

Wait, how did we get from Dinos to Bronies? Also, just so everyone is aware, Christmas songs are all the same! Oh, and how did Santa get the same powers as Freddy Krueger and Professor X? Finally, what do you call squalling tires?
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Special thanks to @sunmatesband for our theme music and to Nick Woods for our logo art.

Black Friday Avengers Assemble!

Happy Thanksgiving! You know someone said this once, what you did is what you are… But anyway, in this episode we review the time honored tradition of the Macys Thanksgiving Day Kid Rock float and tire boy. After that we spend some time discussing what we’re subtly thankful for. Then round it off with some thanksgiving traditions(ish). 
 
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Special thanks to @sunmatesband for our theme music and to Nick Woods for our logo art.

Pre-Thanksgiving Episode (Sponsored by Scoop n Drop)

We have a stuffed episode this week in preparation of Thanksgiving! But first, we get into the questions nobody is asking about the world cup. Then we take Panda Cuisine under review and talk way to much about restaurant bathrooms. Finally, Thanksgiving prep tips that will make sure you are the Lionel Messi of eating!
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Special thanks to @sunmatesband for our theme music and to Nick Woods for our logo art.

There is Nothing Sad about Politics, at All!

Let’s get political, political! Yep, it’s election season and Ben and Logan are really putting in the work to understand the hard hitting issues. Like…
What other constitutional amendments are we not running on?
Bugels!
And if you vote for us as class presidents we promise to provide lids and a revolutionary straw for all beer containers!
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Special thanks to @sunmatesband for our theme music and to Nick Woods for our logo art.

Excuse Me, is that Ladle Haunted?

It’s the spooky season! Where you don’t have to worry about sweating through your costume, but you do need to watch out for debatable hauntings. Also, is there a better way than razor blades to trick kids with treats? I don’t know, but Ben has a cool new book on how to hate everyone around you!
Oh and Johnny Appleseed sucks…
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Special thanks to @sunmatesband for our theme music and to Nick Woods for our logo art.

We Met on the Moon. Prove Me Wrong!

We take you through 4 easy steps for making up your “how we met story” in a boring digital age. Also, dating resumes a la trading cards? So this week spread your ears and enjoy the sneak peek of two very stupid things that will soon never become a dating life reality!
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Special thanks to @sunmatesband for our theme music and to Nick Woods for our logo art.

Basically... We’d Rather be Jeepin’

This week Ben begins the process of “deFloridaing” himself after vacation. We catch up on the mullet crisis that is sweeping the nation. Finally we test to see if we are positive for being basic.
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Special thanks to @sunmatesband for our theme music and to Nick Woods for our logo art.

Nobody Knows How to Play Soccer...

In the words of the anti Alice Cooper… Schools back from summer! Teachers are returning from leave and kiddos are discovering the art that is soccer. What wisdom would we offer them both? Whether you want to blow off steam from the school year or recapture old glory from those early days, it’s never to late to over do it in a meaningless adult soccer league.
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Special thanks to @sunmatesband for our theme music and to Nick Woods for our logo art.